so anyways, its been 1month minus 1day since my last post and its the sept hols now. this month has been... lets just say horribly fun? horribly=horrible and fun=fun. yea. and havent you noticed how a flower can look like a hand in the 'wtf' hand sign? okay. thats not the point. anyways, i'll do the followup of events to today. enjoy?
so national day celebrations day was a fun day with shop dancing and stuff at bugis street. anws, that day marks the day i start showing my true retarded, noisy, crazy form to bowling. speaking bout bowling, i still have the vid where i get a strike. sometimes i wonder how i can be so random with the scores i get. but the point is that bowling is becoming shit. and like vin says we just got a freaking strike. last time was just a single pint or at most 3 pints down but now everything is down. so we must find out who that bowler is. lets take out our magnifying glasses and be a freaking CSI. but anws, my point is that its quite a pity that everything end up like that. i mean it was freaking good la. but... anws, its over. so.... LIVE WITH IT! okay no. im just kiddin. dont live with it. die with it... okay i dont know what im talking about. next...
so, national day fireworks and air show was nice. waraku was nice too. i guess... not much more i guess. but i was somehow on a freaking roll during PE with 3b. i mean i was almost getting 95% for scoring in bball. plus i was running full court. so it was fun. i guess... i kinda miss that. oh dammit. im really random with this kind of shit. i wonder... okay nvm. im lost...
well, that friday sucks. real bad. probably the actual start of shit. i guess... though airport was fun. could be lame for once after 3days. but that weekend kinda started the massacre of my life la.
last weekend
i was stuck in quicksand
the more i tried
the more i died
i hate my life
to take a knife
to tear apart
my fucked up heart
why must this happen to me
strangling me like a XXXS polo tee
when things are getting better
you tell me i dont matter
okay. kinda a no link summary but whatever. i dont care. JAPAN! okay. im going to hokkaido this dec hols. hope its fun. maybe my tour group will have some mega cool pig shaped telephone operaters. heh heh. but hope its gonna be fun anyway. it better be... well, maybe i'll meet michael jackson there so he can teach me how to do cool stuff. maybe... just maybe... okay this is so off topic.
anyways, i screw up the weekend. again. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic! ok i have no idea why i just did that. anws, i have a story for you guys. aint i nice? yes! yes i am! agree or be banished!! ........ wth.... okay anws, here goes...
you want to know how i got this scars? (yes you do) well, my dad... was a drinker... and a fiend... so one day... he comes home crazier than usual. mummy takes out the kitchen knife to defend herself... oh no... he dosen't like it. NOT ONE BIT. so, me watching, he takes out the knife, points at her, laughing, he says, "WHY SO SERIOUS~?" he points the knife at me. "WHY SO SERIOUS~?" he puts the blade in my mouth. "LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE." so... why so serious?
sounds familiar? you want to know why? no you dont. for i am the JOKER. hia hia hia hia hia hia hia hia hiah aiha ihaiha hiahiah iha ihai haihaihihaihiahiahiahiahaih aihaihaiha iahiahiahaiahiahiahiahaihaihaiahiahaihihia hia hai ahi ahia ihaihaiahiahiahaihaiahiahaihai........ okay. point is that it was a good movie. watched it twice or thrice already. its actually quite cool with the joker anws. but my point is... im becoming a two face. as in the bad guy not a hypocrite. you know the way two face always uses a half burnt coin to decide what happens? yea. i've been using my own coin. the china coin. lol. yea. okay that was my point.
but anyways, i was looking through the hiahiahiahiahiahiahiahias and i realised there were times when there were 'hai' s in them. then i rmb my actual point: what has been happening lately. yea. well, things really have been sucking through straws these days. i dont know how to explain it but everything is just going horribly wrong. ahhhh... (<- this ahhh isnt 'ahhh!!!' but more of 'ahhh...'. get it? too bad if you dont) this is where the horribly comes in when i said horribly fun. yea...
so, that fridaay is chers day. kinda boring. zzzs. anw, i have fallen in love... ahhh.... (this is the same ahhh as above) ........... i have fallen in love with rollerblading. heh. its quite fun really. thanks to sunday. went ecp with sam vin yx nowelle. its quite fun la. yea... so we move into the sept hols.
i feel so regretful bout everything liek everything has been my fault. i mean thinking about now only it wont seem so la. but if you just think to the very start. it really is my fault. ah shit.. this sucks la. pressured and stressed. its just like a sunburn that....... burns. (sorry. somebody's msn dn is 'sunburn'. so yea) but the thing is that if i wasnt even here none of this shit would ever happen. dammit. i kinda suck dont i... okay i sometimes dont. but here... ah damn.
life sucks. i wish like my ceiling light would just drop and like crash on my head and the glass would probably cut me up so i'd lose my limbs and start rolling around like a tube of toilet paper. and in the meantime, my eyes'll get blinded cuz of the shards of glass tthat pierce it. so i'd no be rolling around blindly. and that'd be a trail of blood everywhere a bit like how wall.e leaves a trail of crap behind him. but this time, there isnt any mo to clean up. so the blood would spurt around and stuff. then since my room kinda has like 2 levels. i'd roll down and break my nose. so no blood is coming from my nose too. and i cant breathe with it so i use open my mouth to grasp for air. but it get stuck in the splinters on the floor. so now there are planks of wood in my gum. causing my teeth to fall out and into the teeny tiny holes in the floor and down to where my dog is. she then eats them up and realises that teeth aint suppose to be eaten so she vomits it out, causing and atomic explosion and so my room on the 2nd floor will have a hole and i'll tumble down onto the 1st floor. so now i have some internal bleeding in my spinal cord. thus i am paralysed. my dog then comes to eat my up. the end.
okay that was a stupid way to die. but anws, my life just really sucks la. end of story.
okay. this post is probably too long for anyone to read finish. so i doubt nobody's gonna read this part. so i'll say my deepest darkest secret. i am actually a platypus named perry. and i am a secret agent. i always foil the plans of dr doofenshirtkmz. i even have my own televsion show called 'the opera winfrey show' where i interview hobos. that has been my deepest darkest secret. muahahahaha. nahh. im just kiddin bout the above. im actually spiderman desguised as superman to infiltrate the DC comics headquarters to steal ideas for Marvel comics. i own my own catapult to attack the porcupines in my vending machine and my very own bakery where i sell poisoned apples to snow white and her 7 dwarfs. oh shit. i sound like a randomly lame geeky disney fan. oh no... i better end this before i reveal my true self. a giraffe.
the end.
bboy BY