okay its been quite a while since i posted. dont ask why cuz this post is going to be short. hopefully will be the last. not really in the mood to post. but i still did. so anyways, this is an important announcement: i have $378.60 for anyone who will kill me. this is my extra short will and proof that so-and-so will get the money. want to know why? listen to 'the kill' by 30 seconds to mars. somehow it fits how i feel. okay. so exams are coming. study hard and get good grades. dont end up a fucked up dumbass like me. maybe someone will claim the money before the eoys arrive. then i wouldn't have to go through the shit i always go through. and i just found out my family knows of this blog. so, hurray! and you've got to highlight the whole page to read it, if you havent notice yet. and finally, its $378.60. so i hope you give it a thought. and told you this post will be short. the end.
well, good for you. bitch. 3 cheers for your plan. you've succeeded.

today sucked and rocked. i mean seriously. why it sucked? well, im not going to tell you guys. why it rocked? well, im going to tell you guys. yea. and this post's probably gonna be more serious and shorter. yea... got to study hcl la. stupid ting xie. feel like grabbing it and using an iron to burn the word 'asparagus' on it and then flush it down the toilet so it'll be cold and hot at the same time.


okay. so i didnt go devotion so i wouldnt get caught for my hair. qin and vin didnt go too. err 3B has officially changed placings. as in the seating places. so im like sitting one seat in front -.- wth. but i still rather sit behind. well, its not much of a choice so oh wells... so anyways, i think im going to finally pass my amaths. everybody right a cheer for me!
north south east west
benyeo is the best
yes he is
dont get pissed
cuz he owns
and eats ice cream cones!!
wooooo!!

okay. so anyways, PE was kinda disappointing. had to actually have a PE LESSON for the first time in like forever. played some frisbee/capt ball shit. my group won. woohoo? lame blahblahblah. in between 1st and 2nd recess was probably the most sian time. pekcek and bored. wth. sucks. totally.


after 2nd recess, started going to my autistic state. whoops... kinda kevin's fault you know. so anyways, guess what i got for my emaths test. no dont guess. cuz im going to tell you anyway. its 1! if the paper was upon 1. so yea. i got 20/20. hurray hurrah. first full marks this year i think. oh wells... just like last year. lol. so i was like screaming etc. lol. kind of a surprise cuz i tot i'll just get like 14 or 15 as the usual disappointment. but i didnt so it was fun la.

so anyways, SEL i just went on freaking roll. i mean with the horse riding and action stuff. so yea. and we were like 'discussing' about going steady. when and why. yea.. and it was fun writing down stuff bout why people go steady. heh. have a pic on it. have the full marks prove too. and i realise the end of the day is when i get my craziest. which is good and bad at the same time. dont ask why cuz im not saying. hah in your face posers.
i have no idea why you guys being posers have any link to this but oh wells...


so anyways, settled some stuff and tried cheering people up. yea... randomising. sounds like reminiscing. and like fantasizing. yea. life sucks. but it can always go for plastic surgery and become a rocker or also known as something that rocks. that plastic surgery is your choice. so yea... live life to its worst. (huh?!)

okay so here are the pictures and prove.


seeeee prove that i can be smart. heh(: im quite proud if it okay.



well, this is the thing i wrote for why people go steady. lol.
if you cant read, it says 'i believe the exact reason why people go steady is for their insecurity. for example, thomas went steady with dora to feel secure as she is an explorer and he is a train. -ben yeo cool guy'

well, yea. and hafizah read it to the class. damn thats cool. heh.

well, yea thats about it. this post is super short and rather boring aint it. sorry bout that. today my creative juices aint flowing. pai seh.
lets end it of with some what ifs. disney style (:


what ifs: disney style

• what if snow white had met 6 dwarfs?
• what if pinocchio's nose never stopped growing?
• what if dumbo had tiny ears?
• what if bambi never grew up?
• what if cinderella was wearing nike sneakers?
• what if alice never reached wonderland?
• what if peter pan's last name was patter? would he become a korean cuz his name would sound like 'pitter patter' so his name could be RAIN?
• what if sleeping beauty never slept?
• what if the sword wasnt in the stone but in fact in pile of potatoes?
• what if the jungle book had a forest fire? would its name just become 'book'?
• what if robin didnt wear his hood?
• what if winnie's last name was the peeh?
• what if the little mermaid wished to become a fairy instead of a human?
• what if beauty's real name was beast and beast's real name was jenson?
• what if aladin used the magic lamp to drink honeydew red tea with pearls? would he have the magical ability to conjure up balls anytime he wants?
• what if simba was actually gay? would it be called the lion queen?
• what if the old woman in the tree told pocahontas to take take drugs and be a poker addict? would it be called poker-hontas?
• what if quasimodo had a normal spine with a bo chap attitude? would it be called 'the straghtback of dont-give-a-damn'?
• what if hercules never became immortal?
• what if mulan in fact had a 'mu4 lan3'(wooden dick)? would she be able to stay in the army?
• what if tarzan was raised by aardvarks instead of monkeys?
• what if it fantasia was just in her own fantasy?
• what if the emperor kept his old groove?
• what if milo never found the city under the city? would it be called 'atlantis: the forever lost empire'?
• what if lilo never found stitch?
• what if the planet turned out to have no treasure?
• what if the bear did not have a brother?
• what if chicken was in fact a full grown giant mutant cock? would it be called 'chicken big'? (and my cock, i mean cockeral)
• what if lewis met the Yeos instead of the Robinsons? would he become the coolest guy in the past, present and future thanks to benedictYeo? yes he would.

okay. thats all. and sorry for the boring post above.
peace.
if only i could do something. if only i could help. if only i knew what to do. if only i knew how to operate a fax machine. if only i could do what simon said.

today was the first day of term 4.
since it was the first day of school, i awoke at early in the morning at 6am. i got up with a smile on my face. "good morning!" i told myself. as i walked from my room to the toilet, i greeted a good morning to everything. good morning door. good morning fan. good morning fan controller. good morning scanner. good morning keyboard. good morning table. good morning chair. good morning undone homework. good morning aircon remote controller. good morning handphone charger. good morning porn poster. good morning mirror, looking good today. so as you can see, it is a very long walk to my toilet.
so i smiled a teethy smile and brushed my teeth. before i could blink, my teeth were white! i stripped(stop thinking about my body, u perv) and took a burning shower. however, i smiled to hide my distraught. then, i put on my starched uniform, grab my teenage mutant ninja turtles bag and 2 slices of bread and head off at 6.03am. on the way to school, i greet everything again. good morning grass. good morning flower. good morning man who is pointing me the centre finger. good morning little bunny. good morning mr ant. good morning mrs deer. good morning mr raccoon. good morning mr and mrs bear. good morning auntie porcupine. good morning little squirrel. good morning mas selamat. good morning george bush. good mor-
oh shit. that was just my nightmare last night.


back to reality. i woke up on the wrong side of bed. under it. okay no. but i was in a bad mood. rahh. i didnt brush my teeth nor bathe. i didnt zip my pants and unbutton 4 of my buttons. and most of all i didnt wear underwear. i said "f you" to everything and pointed the middle finger to my dog and she came to lick it. ... ... ... okay i have no idea why i just said that.


okay. so seriously, i went school feeling extremely tired. i like just wanted to grab a random stranger and knock he(or she) out. and use that person as a matteress. ... okay that was quite wrong... stop fantasizing how it would be like to be that person you sick d*ck. so anyways, point is that i was really tired. my eyes just want to be stapled shut. zzz... in the end, didnt go for morning devotion. dont think i'll be going tml too. got some stupid hair check. shit them la. Dr Boon can go suck some balls. and i mean it by sucking some liqufied fishballs through a straw. why so? because it is disgusting. yes.


so anyways, school was FUN! and by fun i mean really boring. and many things happened! and by that i mean nth happened and i slpt through the whole day. yea. so, i rate school 1/10. 1 because of the hot chicks. ehhh wait! there isn't any. so 0/10 for ASS (Anglican Secondary School). okay. so maybe some fun stuff happened. like... err... like... i slpt through the whole day? okay i have no idea what good thing happened. blah blah. oh wells...

so anyways, today had a preview of our class photos. 4 in total. 2 exactly similar formal pictures and 2 different fun photos.

1 formal has the curtain backdrop while the other has our school de backdrop. and duh our school one sucks cocks. and by that i meant male chickens put into a blender and then sucked down with a bubble tea straw so as to be able to consume the unblended substances floating atop the liquid.

and the 2 fun photos were not bad la. one i was sticking out my tongue the other is the one im going to show you guys. okay but anyways, i realised in the fun photos that i was the only one doing a stupid face. which sucks! i mean seriously. cant you guys from 3B be anymore dead?! yes you can! but anyways, by you guys from 3B, i mean boys and girls from class 3B'o8. yes. im talking about you. asshole. (dont worry im not scolding you assholes from 3B, im just cursing the giant mutant armadillo im fighting now)


okay so heres the actual/main point of this post. the fun photo 2. lets take a look at my edited photo of the photo. its only a small part btw.

as you can see, i have circled, boxed and triangled out different parts of the picture. you must be wondering why. 'why?', you ask. well, the answer is: IM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
well, okay im kidding. i will tell you. different things that i noticed out from the pic has been highlighted with different shapes and colours for easy differientiating.


okay. so lets start with the white square. you see there william and a little of jerlyn. you may think that i am about to be lame and say a totally irrelevant scandal of the 2. but you are wrong. and im just showing how well william's skin blends with the jerlyn's shadow. i wonder......woman.


okay next. the shitty green box. in it you see a fat person named clement. i am just wondering how everyone can still smile while he takes a shit in his pants at that very moment. this can be seen as his face is terribly constipated. i wonder......ful.


let us skip the well drawn yellow sun for the moment.


the red triangle. Ooh.. Emm.. Gee..(gee). what do i see(see). it is shanyi(yi), peiying and chewy(wee). distributing pee (pee).
okay that was rather unlinked. watch 'the ninja glare' by nigahiga on youtube to understand why i wrote it in such a way. anyways, there is a reason why it is in a triangle. for it is a LOVE triangle. see how shanyi is desperately trying to squeeze his way between the lovely couple of chewshian and peiying. what a naughty third party. tsktsk.

the blue circle. circle. dot dot. (that is a song [circle circle dot dot]) i bet you are wondering 'who in this polluted, rundown, troubled, corrupted, hellish world is that?!' i shall tell you the answer...... in your dreams!
hah. i bet i tricked all of you and you all ran to your bed to take a nap to find out who that person is. losers. hah. but to reward with your spontaneous reaction and participation, i shall grant you 3 wishes...... in your dreams! again.
you losers ran back to your beds eh. stupid. anyways, it is KEVIN LIM WEI CONG. the legend. well, anyways, it is not my fault that his faced has been censored out. my phone has this auto censorship thingy which censors out people who get bullied a lot. well, yea... dont ask me why it is censored i did not do it. serious.

but talking about being bullied. i feel that i should discuss about this epidemic dilema these students have to go through and how cruel students people can be. start of discussion: stop bullying kevin. end of discussion.

okaaayyy. finally, the SUN! who is that extremely cool guy in the photo? well, it is the one and only BENEDICT YEO!! you may begin applauding. why is he in a sun? well, because he is really hot! isn't it obvious enough?
okay enough of crap. my real/actual/main point is that how i can be the only person giving a stupid face. i mean look at everybody else. all just smiling their lovely smiles and showing off their pearly white teeth. while i act like a cross-eyed terrorist with a water bottle as a gun. who serious are you peeeopleeee?! the answer is very. you are very serious. and yes i am talking about you. and you. and you. and yes you.
so anyways, yea. lighten up people.
i mean. life is about throwing it away in the drain and taking drugs and drinking.
okay no it is not. it is about studying at every moment of time possible so as to compete on who is the nerdiest geekiest nerd-geek. and being grown up means cooping up in a labatory and studying the theorem of how to accquire the end result of 2 multiplied by the square root of 5.307 divided by the cosine of -49 subtracting the result of the area of a keyhole adding the volume of a pencil holder multiplying the time taken for spiderman to win ultraman in a game of maplestory and finally dividing the total result by the distance from timbaktu to mongolia.

okay that was a load of crap. so anyways, talking about maplestory, i really think its damn immature to play maple story and get so turned on by how you are able to slice up a snail with a hadugen from your crossbow or how you are willing to go naked just to get 3.2 mesos. i think it is just despo. what a bunch of losers.
but anyways, i am really being serious.
seriously.

anyways, im finished with my main point. yea. err bboying improving my windmill. finally im geting closer to doing a perfect one. hurray for me! heres a really hot picture of me doing so. this picture is really authentic. meaning that there are no special effects. and like even though it dosent seem like im doing a move, i am la. yea. seriously.


okay. done. time to go do some hanky panky.
and by hanky panky i mean study my amaths and chinese.
goodbye fellow slaves...
peace
you're killing me. if only you can understand what you are to me. if only there is nothing between us. if only the evil witch had succeded in murdering snow white. if only.

im such a slacker. chinese ting xie tml and i havent studied at all. plus hols hmwk untouched ): damn. im dead. yea... so if there are any next posts, means it'll be from a ghost. wooooo woooo woooo... i bet you're scared and just shat in your pants. ooh.. i just used a new word. shat. past tense of shit. it shall be a new slang. people who are reading this post shall be cooler than the rest of the world because they have accquired the use of 'shat'. this word shall soon be found in the oxford dictionary. it will. trust me. in due time, it will.



anyway, this post shouldnt be much since i really really got to study. dammit. help people. anybody got a information dissolver? im in real need of one. plus i'll pay $20 for somebody to help me do my homework. oh shit. i kinda got money but my life is screwed. fack! (new word alert!) okay. whats happening to me?! am i going into depression?! no i am not. too bad for all you sadists who wish i was going to. damn you.

okay point of this post is not bout above. is bout this
yea. well, if you can read, its CAMP ROCK! from the disney channel. quite a cool show you know. seriously. looks like another high school musical dosent it? well, the truth is that.... IT IS! dammit.


but anyways, the storyline isnt that good. just bout this girl called mitchie(demi lovato) then she go to camp called camp rock(obviously). camp rock is where a lot of talented in music, dance etc etc de people go to, and there, they'll like end the camp with a competition called 'final jam'. so the winner will like become famous and stuff. yea so anyways, mitchie lies that shes the daughter of the president of some music company. so along the way, she gets close to shane gray(joe jonas) which is like some legend in camp rock. so hes like a pro etc etc... and he dosent know it but the girl who is singing his heart's song is mitchie. but hes just gonna look for that girl in the final jam. so anyways, soon the truth is exposed and mitchie goes cry to her mummy. seriously. she did. but anyways, she is a strong girl so she still practices for the final jam. HOWEVER, this evil girl called tess sabos her so she cant perform. sad sad. but somehow, she ends up still performing. why are all disney shows like this? because they must let the good guy win. darns. so anyways, she sings shane's heart's song. so he knows it is HER. so they get mushy and stuff. blah blah blah. and the ending is crap.


so anyways, joe jonas' heart's song is 'this is me'. and it actually is quite nice. piano version nicer though. so yea... but just seeing the lyrics for the song. here you go. and by the way, the song is actually the main point. not the show. -.- yea...
I've always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say
But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know
To let you know


This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me


Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way


This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me


You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you


This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me


You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me (this is me)
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me


okay yea.. anyways i have no idea why i put out the whole song. just need one part:
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me
it freaking reminded me of my post where i told my deepest darkest secret. see my 5th sept post to get it anyways. yea. its like the real me is that spiderman/perry the platypus. then im telling all you guys (where im supposed to be) and you guys are gonna love me cuz im a cute platypus so the light is shining on me. i've just discovered my secret identity and i want all you all to know bout it. so no hiding. and no seeking.. ... okay that was down right lame. yea. next.

so theres another part. err and by the way, the above was just nonsense. so this one is more serious.
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you
dammit the same things for me. read and understand. hai... i got to find you... i got to find you..
oh and by 'you', i mean my black pen. cuz schools starting tml and i aint got no black pen. darns. i've been using my pen like siao. so yea...
okay that was crap. but seriously, i got to find you. your voice rings in my mind. without you, i've got no appetite to dine. you voice makes me forget my line. i love you like tangent likes cosine. lol that was crap. but yea... ): i need you. and oh its so true. my troubles you unscrew. you are my heart's tatoo.
okay yea. thats all for camp rock then. but its quite a pity demi lovato's not that chio. oops.. but seriously.

oh oh oh. i leartn something new from the show too. cant do it on my blog but if you want to know, i can show u in person. (: yea. okay.

anywaaaaaaaaaay, heres some pics from some time back.
whos the poser now? yes its ahmad ibrahim. okay. kidding. eh but is that really his name? i kinda forgot p5/p6 social studies. hmmm....


oh this one. yea its ben10. and its a pencil box. THANKS RACHEL!! (: yay. now i can use a cool pencil box for school hurray! (: but anyways, really thanks to rachel cuz i din have to pay a single cent! heh.


okay. yea thats it. this post totally wasnt random. darns. nvm.. i'll try to post more random stuff in my nxt one. which should be tml. yea..
okay. peace.

okay. so im back. first time im posting consecutively in more than a year. cool... okay. not much in this post, unlike the last post where it was full of informative and interesting details of my life so far. since nothing much's been happening yesterday. yea...


well, my com when sot yesterday night so no death race on http://www.watch-movies.net/ for me. but anyways, if you guys want to catch any movies legally online, you can go there. okay im just kidding. its not legal. but... all you rebellious assholes are still gonna go there. so oh well...

played miniclip i guess. and you cant imagine how lag it was. so irritating. felt like taking my laptop and throw it on the floor. then smash it continuosly with a fire extinguisher while eating a super star from carls' junior so some of the tomato ketchup and mayo and stuff like that will drip all over it and so, it'll be really sad and feeling dejected. but i dont care so i'll take my guitar and use it to play a digusting song to burn its ears. now my laptop will have like all its computer juice all over the floor. suddenly, my mum opens my room door and sees me going insane on a very guilty laptop. "What the bionicle are you doing!!", she screams and says, "Let me join in." and she takes the scanner and drops it on my laptop and laughs hysterically. hia hia hiaheeeeeeeeee.... the end.

okay that was nonsense. i have no idea why i said any of that. oh wells... my actual point is of the super star from carls junior. you see... i was eating it just now for lunch and it was making me freaking full. sheesh... huge piece of junk food. wonder how americans finish like 5 per day.. hmm.. let us observe a minute of silence to imagine how they do it.
...
okay i cant. but i think theres like a show on it called fast food nation or smth like that. and it freaking has avril lavigne inside. thats quite.... cool? no. lame? no. i think its in between or somewhere there. but anyways, yea... -.- wth. okay. err speaking bout avril lavigne. that day i was like watching mtv and they showed her mv for 'complicated'. hmmm... that song is like one of the first few 'more hip' songs that i heard in my life. lol. i think it was in p5 or p6. somewhere there. so... yea. thats cool. but anyways, the mv has like avril and some of her guy frens playing a fool in the mall and like police people chasing them all over the place. quite stupid but.. playing a fool in the mall is actually quite fun i guess. one day i'll make my own 'complicated' mv just to have an excuse to play a fool in the mall. that'll be fun.. okay. point over.


this post is really short. i mean compared to yesterday's one. so.. i'll add some pics from yesterday's bboying(: okay. i think only got one. but oh wells..
its a applejack anyways. still need more flex darns.


plus some leaning back thingy. you guys think its low enough? well, its been a few weeks back since i took that pic. yea...




and finally, this one is about 3days of rubbish that i contributed to the class. (: im proud of it.


okay thats all i guess. oh yea. go to this website: http://www.elbartoandliamb.com/download.html
listen to the punk roses. its probably the best remix i ever heard. anyways, its a remix for harder, better, faster, stronger. yea. enjoy(:
peace.
ps. this will probably be the most serious post i'll have.

okay. i freaking went against my own words the last time. too lazy to post. posting isn't that convenient you know. and things have just been real pieces of shit and crap lately. so yea... but im actually wondering who the hell would even read this post la. maybe 5 people will read this after 3months. okay this blog is crap, but i'll still post. and i kinda promise i'll post more? yea...

so anyways, its been 1month minus 1day since my last post and its the sept hols now. this month has been... lets just say horribly fun? horribly=horrible and fun=fun. yea. and havent you noticed how a flower can look like a hand in the 'wtf' hand sign? okay. thats not the point. anyways, i'll do the followup of events to today. enjoy?

so national day celebrations day was a fun day with shop dancing and stuff at bugis street. anws, that day marks the day i start showing my true retarded, noisy, crazy form to bowling. speaking bout bowling, i still have the vid where i get a strike. sometimes i wonder how i can be so random with the scores i get. but the point is that bowling is becoming shit. and like vin says we just got a freaking strike. last time was just a single pint or at most 3 pints down but now everything is down. so we must find out who that bowler is. lets take out our magnifying glasses and be a freaking CSI. but anws, my point is that its quite a pity that everything end up like that. i mean it was freaking good la. but... anws, its over. so.... LIVE WITH IT! okay no. im just kiddin. dont live with it. die with it... okay i dont know what im talking about. next...

so, national day fireworks and air show was nice. waraku was nice too. i guess... not much more i guess. but i was somehow on a freaking roll during PE with 3b. i mean i was almost getting 95% for scoring in bball. plus i was running full court. so it was fun. i guess... i kinda miss that. oh dammit. im really random with this kind of shit. i wonder... okay nvm. im lost...

well, that friday sucks. real bad. probably the actual start of shit. i guess... though airport was fun. could be lame for once after 3days. but that weekend kinda started the massacre of my life la.

last weekend
i was stuck in quicksand
the more i tried
the more i died
i hate my life
to take a knife
to tear apart
my fucked up heart
why must this happen to me
strangling me like a XXXS polo tee
when things are getting better
you tell me i dont matter

okay. kinda a no link summary but whatever. i dont care. JAPAN! okay. im going to hokkaido this dec hols. hope its fun. maybe my tour group will have some mega cool pig shaped telephone operaters. heh heh. but hope its gonna be fun anyway. it better be... well, maybe i'll meet michael jackson there so he can teach me how to do cool stuff. maybe... just maybe... okay this is so off topic.

anyways, i screw up the weekend. again. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFantastic! ok i have no idea why i just did that. anws, i have a story for you guys. aint i nice? yes! yes i am! agree or be banished!! ........ wth.... okay anws, here goes...
you want to know how i got this scars? (yes you do) well, my dad... was a drinker... and a fiend... so one day... he comes home crazier than usual. mummy takes out the kitchen knife to defend herself... oh no... he dosen't like it. NOT ONE BIT. so, me watching, he takes out the knife, points at her, laughing, he says, "WHY SO SERIOUS~?" he points the knife at me. "WHY SO SERIOUS~?" he puts the blade in my mouth. "LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE." so... why so serious?
sounds familiar? you want to know why? no you dont. for i am the JOKER. hia hia hia hia hia hia hia hia hiah aiha ihaiha hiahiah iha ihai haihaihihaihiahiahiahiahaih aihaihaiha iahiahiahaiahiahiahiahaihaihaiahiahaihihia hia hai ahi ahia ihaihaiahiahiahaihaiahiahaihai........ okay. point is that it was a good movie. watched it twice or thrice already. its actually quite cool with the joker anws. but my point is... im becoming a two face. as in the bad guy not a hypocrite. you know the way two face always uses a half burnt coin to decide what happens? yea. i've been using my own coin. the china coin. lol. yea. okay that was my point.

but anyways, i was looking through the hiahiahiahiahiahiahiahias and i realised there were times when there were 'hai' s in them. then i rmb my actual point: what has been happening lately. yea. well, things really have been sucking through straws these days. i dont know how to explain it but everything is just going horribly wrong. ahhhh... (<- this ahhh isnt 'ahhh!!!' but more of 'ahhh...'. get it? too bad if you dont) this is where the horribly comes in when i said horribly fun. yea...

so, that fridaay is chers day. kinda boring. zzzs. anw, i have fallen in love... ahhh.... (this is the same ahhh as above) ........... i have fallen in love with rollerblading. heh. its quite fun really. thanks to sunday. went ecp with sam vin yx nowelle. its quite fun la. yea... so we move into the sept hols.

i feel so regretful bout everything liek everything has been my fault. i mean thinking about now only it wont seem so la. but if you just think to the very start. it really is my fault. ah shit.. this sucks la. pressured and stressed. its just like a sunburn that....... burns. (sorry. somebody's msn dn is 'sunburn'. so yea) but the thing is that if i wasnt even here none of this shit would ever happen. dammit. i kinda suck dont i... okay i sometimes dont. but here... ah damn.
life sucks. i wish like my ceiling light would just drop and like crash on my head and the glass would probably cut me up so i'd lose my limbs and start rolling around like a tube of toilet paper. and in the meantime, my eyes'll get blinded cuz of the shards of glass tthat pierce it. so i'd no be rolling around blindly. and that'd be a trail of blood everywhere a bit like how wall.e leaves a trail of crap behind him. but this time, there isnt any mo to clean up. so the blood would spurt around and stuff. then since my room kinda has like 2 levels. i'd roll down and break my nose. so no blood is coming from my nose too. and i cant breathe with it so i use open my mouth to grasp for air. but it get stuck in the splinters on the floor. so now there are planks of wood in my gum. causing my teeth to fall out and into the teeny tiny holes in the floor and down to where my dog is. she then eats them up and realises that teeth aint suppose to be eaten so she vomits it out, causing and atomic explosion and so my room on the 2nd floor will have a hole and i'll tumble down onto the 1st floor. so now i have some internal bleeding in my spinal cord. thus i am paralysed. my dog then comes to eat my up. the end.
okay that was a stupid way to die. but anws, my life just really sucks la. end of story.

okay. this post is probably too long for anyone to read finish. so i doubt nobody's gonna read this part. so i'll say my deepest darkest secret. i am actually a platypus named perry. and i am a secret agent. i always foil the plans of dr doofenshirtkmz. i even have my own televsion show called 'the opera winfrey show' where i interview hobos. that has been my deepest darkest secret. muahahahaha. nahh. im just kiddin bout the above. im actually spiderman desguised as superman to infiltrate the DC comics headquarters to steal ideas for Marvel comics. i own my own catapult to attack the porcupines in my vending machine and my very own bakery where i sell poisoned apples to snow white and her 7 dwarfs. oh shit. i sound like a randomly lame geeky disney fan. oh no... i better end this before i reveal my true self. a giraffe.

the end.